Big Opps!

Briney threw up in her bed yesterday. First I stripped her down in bed. Then I very carefully carried her to the tub. Next I went back to her bed and gathered up all the bedding and put it in the wash. All good right? Well, later I asked Jeff to put the blankets in the dryer for me. He informs me that something broke in the wash. I look and there are these slimy little clear gel balls all over everything. What in the world??? So I pull everything out, and what do I find? A DIAPER! Oh MY GOODNESS, I AM A TOTAL RETARD!!!!
Do NOT EVER wash a diaper!!!!

Who knew?? Well I DID!!!! ;}

Actually this did surprize me because I was very honest. I didn't mark that I was a great house cleaner, that I wear pajama's while cooking, I probably don't brush my teeth enough... and so on, but I guess not being perfect adds up to a Great Wife!!

103 As a 1930s wife, I am Very Superior Take the test!

Girls Night Out!

Here is my official new look!

Oh my goodness did we ever have fun! Steph, has officially made an annual girls night a tradition. We had so much fun shopping, eating, laughing, soaking, eating some more, oh and some unlady like farting too! Who would have guessed that the Ladies are probably worse then a bunch of men in a locker room. Oh the things we talked about! Don't you just wish you could have been a fly on the wall!

Left to right, Jen (Coleman), Carrie, Julie, Steph, Emily, Sherilynn, Coriann, and Me

Me, Steph, & Jen. We have not been together probably for around 13 years! It was so fun talking about the good old days! What a blast we had!

GUESS WHO THESE SEXY WOMEN ARE!!

If you guessed, Jen, Carrie, Steph, Julie, Sherilynn, me, Emily, and then Carrie again, then your right!

This YUMMY pic is of the 2 winners of the Skittles game. Sugar rush, naw!

Jen has still got some impressive guns!

Oh, and a Special thanks to Sherilynn for sharing your crabs with me!!!

The next morning we got our selves all dolled up for our HOT date with Edward Cullen. Oh Man! And that is all I have to say ;p

Our new pets

We just got 2 new little kittens from the Vet's office. They needed a good home and we needed some good mouse catchers. Our other cat Jazz moved on to a better place for unknown reasons. He will be greatly missed by all of us, especially Emmie and Brin. Brin still calls these kitty's Jazz. The one on the Left is Prissy and the one on the right is Sissy. Real original, I know!

Here is our neighbor's dog, Tinkerbell. This poor dog is about as neglected as they get. She is at our house more then not. She is the culprit of all our missing shoes and all our dirty pants(jumping on us after playing in mud). As you can see she was recently ran over by Porter. Luckily she survived!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Carving Pumpkins! Left to right, Porter's, Talon's, Caden's, Brin's(cut by Talon), and Emilie's.
They designed and did them by them selves. I was holding my breath and hoping no fingers were sliced off in the process. Yikes, I wish this was one tradition my kids would forget about!

Our Costumes... Porter is a Ninja, Talon is the grim reaper, Emilie a witch, Caden a Dementor, Wyatt(Cade and Talon's friend) a soldier, Me... Sara Palin ( Pretty convincing aren't I) and Brin is our flapper!

My Pretty Baby!

Brinley jut got a cute little hair cut from my GREAT friend Karen. She knows how to work magic with any hair. Poor Brin had quite the mullet before, now you would never know. Thanks Babe for working your magic on my Babe! BTW Karen also gave Brin this adorable Ohio State outfit when she was born. I can't believe she fits in it now:0( time flies way too fast.

Happy 7th Birthday Emilie!

For Emmie's Birthday dinner she wanted some fun Halloween food. It was a big hit for her and for all the kids. Not very nutritious, but my kids declare I am the BEST ;0)! She got a cute outfit from her Grandparents(she wore it to school the next day). From us she got a dang cute dress she can wear to school and church and she got a $6 from her cousins.

You have GOT to be KIDDING ME!

Snow in October! Not just any snow, 17 inches of snow!!
So I am counting the months, Oct., Nov,. Dec., Jan., Feb.,
March, April, May, and June... 9 stinkin months of SNOW!!!
AAAHHHH, I am going to die out here!

Luckily everyone else seems to like it. Even when they are
getting buried in it!

This snow is heavy and PERFECT for a snowball fight!
"Uh, Ports, you do know not to eat any yellow snow right"?

Aren't they sweet! All of our trees are so weighted down by the
heavy snow that they are almost flat on the ground. Talon found
that they make awesome snow caves.

Alright, I will try to be more upbeat about this. After all,
Snow boarding is just around the corner ;0)

I AM Five Mom!

The other day Porter was telling me how big he is. I of course agreed with him because you never tell a BOY that you think he is still cute and little enough to pick up and hug. So he looks at me all serious with his head tilted to the side and his eyes all wide and tells me, "I am big because I am five Mom."
"No Ports you are four not five."
"But Mom I AM five!"
"You just barely turned four and won't be five until next year."
"Mom!" he said this with so much exasperation that I almost started laughing. "I am five because I had TWO birfdays!" I had no idea what he meant by that and told him so. He then explained to me that he blew out candles on 2 cakes and therefore he had 2 birthdays and IS Five!

I love my little Ports and his astounding logic!

Memories!

1. As a comment on our blog, leave one memory that you and I(or any of my family members) had together. It doesn't matter if you knew us a little or a lot, anything you remember!

2. Next, re-post these instructions on your blog and see how many people leave a memory about you. It's actually pretty funny to see the responses. If you leave a memory about me, I'll assume you're playing the game and I'll come to your blog and leave one about you. If you don't want to play on your blog, or if you don't have a blog, I'll leave my memory of you in my comments.

Hiking to Sherman Peak

Wow was that ever tough for a bunch of out of shape people! It was a great thing that the view the entire way up just kept getting better and better. When we all made it we were out of breath with a couple grumpy kids, but we all agree it was worth the work.

The Goodworth Family, Greg, Carson, Alison, and Sherilynn. These guys are awsome and so much fun to hang out with. We are so glad they decided to move in right at the same time we did. It was instant bonding and has been a blast since. Thanks for helping us stay young Greg and Sherilynn!

Happy Birthday!

Porter was lucky this year, he was made 3 birthday cakes! He also was able to hang out with his cousin who is exactly 1 week younger.


Caden was given an air soft gun from his Grandpa Collins. I am hoping no one gets shot!!! Looking at that face, I know I need to worry;0)!

FUN IN THE SUN

Every summer we just HAVE to play at the beach! We love living to one of the most beautiful lakes EVER! I am so grateful that it pleases the kids so much to go there since it is such cheap entertainment. It also doesn't hurt that we are surrounded by fun people to hang out with. Thanks EVERYONE for another fun summer at the beach!